THE INCREDIBLE HULK'S BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's lost it on the blinkers. This time won't believe your eyes. Those diminutive lights are gonna be flashin'non-stop faster than a speeding train. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one display you won't wanna forget. Expect the unexpected! Prepare for bl